today.

im going to invent a scream box.

i wish my last name was weird like weiner (ALLITERATION).

i had to go shopping at the mall today (HORRIBLE)

and i had to help boggie shop.

he's such a retard he doesn't even know his own size.

i just picked out stuff for him to try on and the stuff that worked he bought.

i wanted him to get some black skinny jeans (that were the EXACT same pair as mine but the men's version) but he said they were "emo" and vetoed the idea.

what i got out of it:
i learned all about men's sizes.